if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
you know what’s not fair
normally when people get debilitating stomach cramps and fevers, they stay home from work or school for a day or two
but then you get your period and you’re expected to pOWER THROUGH IT LIKE A WOMAN AND GET SHIT DONE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF EVERY MONTH EVEN AS THE FLESH IS TORN FROM YOUR UTERUS AND PURGED IN RIVERS OF BLOOD FROM YOUR VAGINA
why is that
SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting
Get the fuck out
don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve
you can leave
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
you are the future
Also if you do this use water from a water bottle or a public bathroom or somewhere generic so even if they test the water for chemicals and stuff they won’t be able to really narrow down where it came from
does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too
But how do people have strictly themed blogs? I reblog what ever remotely holds my attention for .5 seconds
why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
This is Tumblr
It will change your life forever.
I think this is the most notes i have seen on one of my post.
This is so beautifully accurate
and i love how it’s dan.
we are all dans in the end
i swear in that moment we are dan
alright i just wanna point out this thing i found after i finished light and i was scrolling through the tag that makes me cry ok
dnt click ok?
wow fuck you arieta i didnt need that today
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
THIS WHOLE FANDOM RIGHT NOW
i DON’T KNOW WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE REFERRING TOO BUT I THINK IT APPLIES TO ALL OF THEM
CAN WE jUSt
I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos
But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures
And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS