So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE
"you’re shitting me"
"i will be soon"
My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets”
A Gone Series Fan Video that I made. Hope you all enjoy it :)))
Dogs are the best things ever!
i laughed a littler harder than i should have
I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial
Shit how do I walk
At lunch I sit with four tumblr people. Another girl came up today and sat down saying “my table is being annoying so I’m going to sit with you guys k?” She was a friend of two of the girls but the rest of us just froze. “How internet is she?” I whispered as the girl kept talking about homework. After a few silent awkward minutes of her talking about class work and the rest of us looking stiff, Ryan just bursts out with “HOW COMFORTABLE ARE YOU WITH GAY PORNOGRAPHY?”
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
According to my mother it’s “rude and ignorant” to be uncomfortable around babies.
Babies are rude and ignorant.
dont fuck babies
Fuck yeah, gif! As in Garage. Or Gravity. Or… more English words where the G is actually pronounced like a G and not a J… ?… Gonorrhoea.
If you knew anything about grammar rules you would know that a G with an I or and E after it is usually pronounced as a J.
oh yeah like geyser, gift, girl, give, gecko, gear, get, git, geese, geek, gelding, getaway, gibbon, giddy, gig, giggle, gill, gimmick, girth, girdle, gizmo, gizzard, tiger, together, yogi, revenge, target, gibbous, geisha, begin, gif, to name a few
THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE TO USE THE PROPER SPELLING TO SHOW HOW IT ISNT PRONOUNCED IS PROOF ENOUGH
I know this is not health related but how cool are these products? :P
A couch that looks like pancakes. oh.
IF SOMEONE BOUGHT ME A TOTORO BED, THEY COULD SHARE IT WITH ME. FOREVER.
art by sakimichan
OHH MY FUCKING GOD THAT HOWL MY OVARIES JUST EXPLODED CHRIST ON THE CROSS GOOD LORD MMHMM HELLA FINE HEY BOY HEY OMG WHY R U NOT REAL HOT DIGGITY DAYUM SON